We Don't Have Cups of Tea

We Don't Have Cups of Tea was a phrase uttered by a lady who let Russell & Matt into a brothel.

Story
Early in their relationship, Russell & Matt entered a brothel. After paying the fee to enter the building, Matt was "good as gold" and offered to wait while Russell got up to a bit of hows-your-father. After asking for a cup of tea, the lady who ran the brothel said the immortal line, "We don't have cups of tea".

Matt waited in a small room where the off-duty sex workers were, but before long, a frantic Russell came hurtling into the room, followed by a large lady (who resembled Ma Gorg from Fraggle Rock) who shouted "He said no before he'd even seen me!". Russell & Matt scarpered and scrambled their way out of the brothel as the lady had hinted that she was 'going to get someone'.