Mike Parrish

John Anthony Michael Parrish (known as Michael Parrish) owns the 'Secret Nuclear Bunker' at Kelvedon Hatch, and owns farmland in the Navestock area.

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Mike was a guest on the show during the 2015 Audioboom podcasts. Matt was particularly interested in finding out about Kelvedon Hatch due to his innate love for all forms of holes, caves, and other underground dwellings. Mike described how his family had owned the land before the government bought it and built the bunker during the Cold War. After things sort of calmed down and all that, he got the land back is now the owner of 'Mike's Bunker'.

After asking Mike if the government could take back the bunker if necessary, Mike claimed that while this was entirely plausible, that "I have the keys and I'm on the inside". Some analysts claim that Mike's distrust of authority stems from an incident where Jonny Vaughan tricked forced him to take off his top when he appeared on Big Breakfast.

Mike also claimed that in the event that he needed to use the hatch during a nuclear event, that he would "purely think of the world" and occupy it along with 25 year old blondes. What a devil.