Pin Pin

Pin-pinning is the act of poking someone in the arm with a pin, and must be preceded by the phrase "Pin Pin!". If this phrase is not uttered then a Pin Pin has not been executed. Pin Pin has become one of Matt's most iconic stories and is a cornerstone of the MMAS.

Pin-pinning is dangerous, and if you insist on pin-pinning, please use a new pin every time.

History
The origin of pin-pinning is vague, but Matt Morgan was the first recorded person to be pin-pinned (he is still haunted by the incident to this day).

When Matt was a young boy, he was descended upon by Darren French, who stood like a nobleman on another boy's stunt nuts. French then produced a pin, and after uttering the phrase "Pin Pin!", stabbed an innocent Matt in the arm with a pin. Some reports say that French's manservant then said "Good one m'lord".